高校男生 The History Boys 中英文剧本.docx

高校男生 The History Boys 中英文剧本神所赐，出人意外的平安 The peace of God, which passes all understanding, keep your hearts and minds 必在基督耶稣里 in the knowledge and love of God and of His Son, Jesus Christ, our Lord, 保守你们的心怀意念 and the blessing of God Almighty. 天父，圣子和圣灵 The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit be upon you and remain with you, this day and always. Amen. 将护佑你并永远陪伴你 阿门 ( "Blue Monday" by New Order) Will that do the trick, do you think? We're about to find out. 约克郡，年 Jimmy! - Ready? - Ready. Mum, please. Lads, wait. Just get in the car. I'll be back in five minutes. Let's get it over with. (shouting) Fiona, Fiona! Read out from the top. Fiona, just read it out. Let's see. Three A's! I got three A's! Three A's! - Chris, what did you get, man? - Full house! Three A's! Three A's! (laughs) - Told you you would. - Full house! - Hey, what did you get? - Er, A and two B's. - Hey, it's Dakin. - Stuuuuhoooo. Stu, what happened? - Are you not gonna look? - I got mine last night. - I bet you did. - (laughs) You jammy sod. - Lockwood. - Felix. - Lockwood. - Sir. Why are you dressed as a milkman? - Working, sir. For the 'olidays. - As a milkman? After the holidays you'll be coming back to try for Oxford and Cambridge. Your A-level results are the best we've ever had, and they demand that you return for an extra term to work for the examination to our ancient universities. One more term, boys. One more push. In the meantime, try and do something. fitting. - I'm in a bookshop, sir. - Good, good. - I'm on the bins. - I'm a bouncer, sir. - Lavatory attendant, sir. - Gigolo. - Congratulations, boys. - Mrs. Lintott! 个A (shouts) Three A's! Three A's! (cheering and yelling) So, we shall be meeting again after all. - (all) Yes, sir. - At school you don't get parole. 学海无涯 学得越好就待得越久 Good behavior just brings a longer sentence. - Ah, you poor boys. - See you next term, sir. (buzz of conversation) Thank you, Miss. 最开心的年轻之心 眼见自己不断进步 "The happiest youth, viewing his progress through, 度过难关，接踵而来的 What perils past, what crosses to ensue, 是合上书本 坐下来安然逝去 Would shut the book and sit him down and die." 恭喜你，桃乐丝 你一定很满意吧 Congratulations, Dorothy. You must be very pleased. ( "This Charming Man" by The Smiths) Morning! (Mrs. Lintott) You are entitled, though only for five minutes, Dakin, to feel pleased with yourselves. No one has done as well. Not in English, not in science, not even, dare I say it, in media studies. And you alone are up for Oxford and Cambridge. So, to work. First essay this term will be the Church on the eve of the Reformation. - (groans) Not again, Miss. - This is Oxford and Cambridge. You don't just need to know it, you need to know it backwards, Timms. Facts, facts, facts. They're clever, but they're crass. And were it Bristol or York, I'd have no worries. But Oxford and Cambridge? We need a strategy, Dorothy, a game plan. - They know their stuff. - But they lack flair. Culture they can get from Hector. History from you, but. I'm thinking aloud now. Is there something else? Think charm, think polish. Think. Renaissance man. Leave it with me, Dorothy, leave it with me. Yes, Headmaster. (knocking) Wilkes. Ah, yes. An innovation to the timetable. - PE. - Yes, Headmaster. For the Oxbridge set. "Surely not", you say. But why not? This is the biggest hurdle of their lives and I want them. galvanized. Galvanized. Yes, Headmaster. In the timetable, our esteemed headmaster has given these periods the dubious title of "general studies". I will let you into a little secret, boys. There is no such thing as general studies. General studies is a waste of time. Knowledge is not general, it is specific. And nothing to do with getting on. But remember, open quotation marks, "All knowledge is precious whether or not it serves the slightest human use", close quotation marks. Who said, Akhtar? Timms? Lockwood, Dakin? (sighs) 美丽的樱桃树盛开 "Loveliest of trees, the cherry now." - 是霍斯曼 - 正是霍斯曼 - A Housman, sir. - "AE Housman, sir." Wasn't he a nancy, sir? 污秽、骯脏、卑鄙、小荡妇 不要用这些字眼 Foul, festering, grubby-minded little trollop. - Do not use that word. - But you use it, sir. - 但老师你也用了 - 没错，但我已经是个糟老头了 I do, sir, I know. But I am far gone in age and decrepitude. Er, you're not supposed to hit us, sir. We could report you. I know, I know. You should treat us with more respect. We're scholarship candidates now, sir. - We're all going in for Oxford and Cambridge. - Oxford and Cambridge! What for? Old, sir. Tried and tested. No! It's because other boys want to go there. It's the hot ticket, standing room only. - Where did you go, sir? - I went to Sheffield. - I was happy! - (sniggering) 欢乐就在英格兰 让她朴实的女儿们更甜美 "Happy is England, sweet her artless daughters; Enough her simple loveliness for me." Keats. 让她对我简单的爱更加充实 出自诗人济慈 不会考我们这个吧 We won't be examined on that, will we, sir? - Keats? - Happiness. (approaching footsteps) - You are? - Irwin. - Irwin? - The temporary contract teacher. Quite so. The examinations are at the end of term, which gives us, er. three months, at the outside. - You were at Cambridge. You know the form. - Oxford. Jesus. You see. I-I thought of going. But this was the. the '50s. Change was in the air, and a spirit of adventure. So, where did you go? I was a geographer. I went to Hull. They're a likely lot, the boys. Erm, erm. All keen. One oddity - Rudge. Determined to try for Oxford. Christ Church, of all places. (laughs) No hope. No. Might get into Loughborough, in a bad year. (laughs) Er. otherwise, all bright. But they need polish. Edge. Your job. We're low in the league. I want to see us up there with Manchester Grammar School, Haberdasher Askes, Leighton Park. Or is that an open prison? No matter. There is a vacancy, in history. That's very true. In the school. - Ah. - (both laugh nervously) Get me scholarships, Irwin. Pull us up the table and it's yours. I-I'm corseted by the curriculum. But I can find you, er. three lessons a week. - Not enough. - (stammers) Yes, I agree. However. I think I know where we can filch an hour. - Enchant? - Enough of this silliness! No, not silliness! Mr. Hector, you are aware these pupils are Oxbridge candidates? Nobody's told me. Mr. Irwin will be coaching them, but it's a question of time. I've found him three lessons a week, but I was wondering. Purely on a temporary basis. - The last time, I promise. - Last time was the last time. - I'm thinking of the boys. - I am, too. No, absolutely not. No. No, no, no. - (bell rings) - Fuck. (all laugh) It's true, though, sir. We don't have much time. We don't even have to do French. Now, who goes home? Well, surely I can give somebody a lift. - Who's on pillion duty? Dakin? - Not me, sir. I'm going into town. - Crowther? - I'm off for a run, sir. - Akhtar? - Er. computer club, sir. - Ah. - I'll come, sir. Oh, no, never mind. I'll come, sir. Ah! Scripps. The things I do for Jesus. - It's never me. - You're too young still. It will happen. Now that you've achieved puberty. If rather late in the day. Mr. Hector is likely, at some point, to try and put his hand on your knee. This is because Mr. Hector is a homosexual and a sad fuck. The drill is to look at the hand and go, "And what does Mr. Hector want?" Well, he has no answer for this and so will desist. Thrutch up. - I just think I should have been told. - He comes highly recommended. - So did Anne of Cleves. - Who? He's up to the minute, Dorothy, more "now". Now? I thought history was "then". Felix. Anne of Cleves. Remind me. - Fourth wife of Henry VIII, sir. - Of course. She was the one they told him was Miss Dish, 他们说她美若天仙 结果却是奇丑无比 only, when she turned up, she had a face like the wrong end of a camel's turd. Quite so. - What's the matter with you, lad? - Oh, I've got a note, sir. How much for? (laughs) I don't do notes. Get changed. - Sir. - God doesn't do notes either. Did Jesus say, "Can I be excused the Crucifixion?" No. Actually, sir, I think he did. Change! One day it will save your life. Nothing saves anyone's life, sir. It just postpones their death. Jesus Christ will save your life, lad, I'm Jewish, sir. I'm Muslim, sir. - Very good. - (applause) Most excellent. (all) Ooooh! Go on! Lad, lad, lad! You're letting yourself down, you're letting God down. - What's God got to do with it? - Listen, boy, this isn't your body. - No? - No! This body is on loan to you from God. - Fuck me. - I heard that! Give me 20. 20 what? Hail Marys? Do it. - You're late. Get your kit off. - I'm on the staff. - (laughing) - Well, I've never seen you. What's this? - Do you need a hand with that, sir? - Is it joined-up writing? Mrs. Lintott's given me a view of some of your latest essays. The experience was interesting. The essays not. Dull. Dull. Abysmally dull. A triumph. The dullest of the lot. - I got all the points. - I didn't say it was wrong. I said "dull". - Its sheer competence was staggering. - You've got crap handwriting. It's your eyesight that's bad and we know what causes that. Sir! Is that a coded reference to the mythical dangers of self-abuse? - It might even be a joke! - (Dakin) A joke, sir? Oh. Are jokes gonna be a feature? We need to know as it affects our mindset. You don't object to our using the expression "mindset", do you, sir? Mr. Hector doesn't care for it. At the. er. at the time of the Reformation, there were 14 foreskins of Christ preserved, but it was thought the Church of St. John Lateran in Rome had the authentic prepuce. Don't think we're shocked by your mention of the word "foreskin", sir. No, sir. Some of us even have them. Not Posner, though, cos he's, well. Jewish. It's one of several things he doesn't have. - Fuck off. - That's not racist, though, sir. - Isn't it? - It's race-related. But not racist. Has anybody been to Rome or Venice? Florence? No。The other candidates will have been and have done courses on what they've seen. So they'll know, when they do an essay on the Church at the time of the Reformation, that, oh, look, some silly nonsense on the foreskins of Christ will come in handy, so that their essays, unlike yours, will not be dull. They're not even bad, they're just boring. You haven't got a hope. - So, why are we bothering? - I don't know. You tell me. You want it. Your parents want it. The headmaster, he certainly wants it. Me? I wouldn't waste the money. I'd go to Newcastle and be happy. - Of course, there is another way. - Oh! How? - Cheat! - Possibly. - Dakin. - Sir? Don't take the piss. There isn't time. - What a wanker. - They all have to do it, don't they? - Do what? - Show you they're still in the game. Foreskins and stuff. "Oh, sir, you devil." Have a heart. He's only five minutes older than we are. What happened with Hector, on the bike?As per. Except I managed to get my bag down. I think he thought he'd got me going, but, in fact, it was my Tudor Economic Documents, Volume Two. (laughs) ( "Mustapha Dance" by The Clash) So, let's summarize. The First World War, what points do we make? - Trench warfare. - Mountains of dead. - 尸体堆积成山 - 双方都是 - On both sides. - Generals stupid. - 愚蠢的将军 - 双方都是 - On both sides. - Armistice. Germany humiliated. - 停战，德军蒙羞 - 继续讲 - Keep it coming. - Mass unemployment. Inflation. - 失业 - 通货膨胀 威玛共和国垮台，混乱不堪 希特勒崛起 Collapse of the Weimar Republic, internal disorder, the rise of Hitler. 所以我们的结论是 二次大战的起源 So our conclusion is that the origins of the second war 是因为对一次大战的结果不满意 lie in the unsatisfactory outcome of the first. - 是的 - 棒极了 - Yes. Yes. - First class. 布里斯托大学 会敞开怀抱欢迎你们 Bristol welcomes you with open arms. 曼彻斯特渴望你们的加入 里兹大学更是如此 Manchester longs to have you. You can walk into Leeds! 我待过麦格达伦学院 读完篇同样的论文都快睡着了 But I'm the fellow of Magdalene College, I've just read 70 papers saying the same, and I'm asleep. - But it's all true. - What's truth got to do with it? What's truth got to do with anything? - (Mrs. Lintott) The new man seems clever. - He does. Depressingly so. - Didn't you try for Oxford? - Cambridge. Cloisters. Ancient libraries. I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone. If I had gone I'd probably never have worked out the difference. Durham was very good for history. It's where I had my first pizza. Other things too, of course, but it's the pizza that stands out. Er, Dakin's a good-looking boy, though somehow sad. You always think they're sad, Hector. Every, every time. Actually, I wouldn't have said he was sad, I would have said he was cunt-struck. Dorothy.I'd have thought you'd have liked that. It's a compound adjective. - You like compound adjectives. - Yeah. - Oh. Going walkabout. - Oh, yeah. The truth was, in 1914, Germany doesn't want war. Yeah, there's an arms race, but it's Britain who's leading it. So, why does no one admit this? That's why. The dead. The body count. We don't like to admit the war was even partly our fault cos so many of our people died. And all the mourning's veiled the truth. It's not "lest we forget", it's "lest we remember". That's what all this is about - the memorials, the Cenotaph, the two minutes' silence. Because there is no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it. As for the truth, Scripps, forget it. In an examination, truth's not an issue. You really believe this, sir? Or are you just trying to make us think? Can't explain away the poetry, sir. - Art wins in the end. - What about this one, sir? "Those long, uneven lines Standing as patiently As if they were stretched outside The Oval or Villa Park, The crowns of hats, the sun On mustached archaic faces 一片的帽海中，阳光映照着 满是胡须古老的脸庞 咧嘴笑着 有如假期的欢乐 Grinning as if it were all An August Bank Holiday lark." 前所未有的纯真 不管是以前还是以后 "Never such innocence, Never before or since, 正如同变化本身 无时无刻默默地发生 As changed itself to past Without a word." 花园是如此整洁 "The men leaving the gardens tidy." 无数的婚姻只能维持片刻 "The thousands of marriages Lasting a little while longer." 再也不要如此天真 "Never such innocence again." How come you know all this by heart? Not that it answers the question. 光荣殉职的人就不谈了 So much for our "glorious dead". Quite. Actually, Fiona's my Western front. Well, last night, for instance. I thought it might be the big push. So, encountering only token resistance, I reconnoitered the ground as far as the actual place. - Shit! - No, I mean not onto it. - Certainly not into it. Up to it. -