电影《心灵点滴》的英文台词.docx

电影心灵点滴 的英文台词Patch Adams script Man All of life is a coming home. Salesmen, secretaries, coal miners, beekeepers, sword swallowers- all of us. All the restless hearts of the world. all trying to find a way home. It's hard to describe what I felt like then. Picture yourself walking for days in a driving snow. You don't even know you're walking in circles- the heaviness of your legs in the drifts; your shouts disappearing into the wind. How small you can feel. How far away home can be. Home. The dictionary defines it as both a place of origin. and a goal or destination. And the storm ? The storm was all in my mind. Or, as the poet Dante put it. "In the middle of the journey of my life I found myself in a dark wood. for I had lost the right path." Eventually I would find the right path. but in the most unlikely place. How many fingers do you see ? You crazy- Stop sneakin' up on me like that. How many ? - Four. - Four ? Four ? Grumbles Another idiot. You gon' love it here. Got a new one, Jane. Hunter Adams. Self-committed. Suicidal. Slate him with Dr. Prack. Jane All right. Hey, Rudy ! What's the word, my man ? He ain't left that bed in three weeks. He won't give you any trouble. He needs another bedpan. They're in the closet. Wake-up is 7:00 a.m. Excuse me. Is there any way I could have my own room ? Oh, absolutely. Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain. No, l-l prefer the cabana room. - Snickers - Get some sleep. Door Locks Hi. Hi. You're, um. you're a lot. fuzzier than my last roommate. Oh. Yeah. Keeps me warm. Aaaah ! Continues Screaming - What's wrong ? - Get 'em away ! - Get what away ? - Get 'em- Get 'em away ! - Okay, I'm gonna have to- - You traitor ! You brought 'em with you when you opened the door ! - Who ? - Whimpering Screaming Continues We need help in here ! Somebody ! Screaming, Shouting - All right. - No ! No ! No ! They'll get me ! Don't take me down ! They'll get me ! No ! Don't let the squirrels get me ! Please ! Don't let the squirrels get me ! - Serum Injecting - Aaah ! Sobbing That was a squirrel bite ! Whimpering Whispers Squirrels. Adams My father died when I was nine. He was in the army. He wasn't home very much. Two weeks before he died. he told me that in the Korean War. it felt like he'd lost his soul. All this time I thought it was me. I moved seven times in the last year. I've, uh, had several jobs. Nothing seemed to fit. I don't seem to fit. And when your father died, how did that make you feel ? I don't know. I was nine. It was like there was this distinction, suddenly. between you and the rest of the world. I looked around me. Life went on just like it did before. But it wasn't like it was before. My uncle helped. He would visit. He at least listened. And I thought. if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus. But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick. and that might be a way of getting around. I'm sorry ? Yes, that's good. Mm-hmm. Well, I think you're making fine progress, Hunter. We'll talk later in group. Thank you. Patients Muttering, Whimpering Four. Four ? Four ! Ohh ! Four ! Ohh ! You are all insane ! Insane ! Four ! Arthur Mendelson. The Arthur Mendelson ? Brand Beaton Industries. Guy was one of the most innovative minds of our time. Look at him now. He can't even count the windows. Mutters God. What happened to him ? Why is he here ? Self-committed. Genius syndrome. Howard Hughes-type shit. Constantly digging into the creative potential of the human mind. Muttering Continues I guess he dug too deep. Mendelson Chuckles This is real wood. Rowff ! Continues Muttering Humming W-Why are we meeting in here ? It's cramped. Well, Everton, we're meeting in here so that Rudy can participate. - It's cramped. - Does anyone else have a thought on that ? - Cramped ! - I think he has a question. Patients Laughing Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity ? Maybe he does have a question. He's alive. - He's catatonic. - Well, he still has a brain. - Maybe he wants to participate too. - Rudy Yeah. Maybe he has a question. Yeah, maybe. Maybe he knows why we're cramped ! Laughing Laughing Continues Maybe Beany knows a lot more than we give him credit for. Excuse me. Beany ? Which way is heaven ? - Loud Laughter - That's correct ! That'll be enough, Hunter. Beany, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you ? - Right. - Laughter Continues Hey, Beany ! Beany ! Where's the ceiling ? - Laughter Continues - That's enough. Stop it. Where do the birds fly, Beany ? How do you say hello to Hitler ? Beany, how does Hitler say hello ? Adams How do you check an elephant for a hernia ? Who would win a staring contest ? Beany ! Who- Who farted ? Beany ! - Who likes to masturbate ? - All Yea ! - Laughter, Shouting - I do ! I do ! Adams Hey, Beany, how does an one-armed referee say "field goal" ? Everton Ha ha ! Hey, Beany ! Ciao, Beany ! Arigato, Beany ! Rudy Bye, Beany. It was a really good session, I thought. Adams May I come in ? If you bend your medial collateral ligaments. and place one talus in front of another. I don't see where you'd have a problem. Of course, if there were a news story covering this event. the headline might read: "Small Brain Enters Room." The fingers. What's the answer ? Oh, you're another one of those bright young fellows. who always know the right answer, is that it ? Welcome to real life. How many do you see ? - There are four fingers, Arthur. - No, no, no. Look at me. What ? Y-You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem. Look at me ! How many do you see ? No, look beyond the fingers. How many do you see ? Eight. Eight. Eight. Yes ! Yes ! Eight's a good answer. Yes. See what no one else sees. See what everyone else chooses not to see. out of fear and conformity and laziness. See the whole world anew each day. Ah, the truth is, you're well on the way. If you didn't see something here. besides a crazy, bitter old man. you wouldn't have come in the first place. What do you see when you look at me, Arthur ? You fixed my cup. I'll see you around. Patch. Squeaking - Squeaking Continues - Rudy, stop. You're throwing off my rhythm. You'll go blind. - Please. - I have to go to the bathroom. Then go. It's right over there, 15 feet away. - I would, but- - But what ? The squirrels ? - How many ? - There's only one just now. You can't go to the bathroom because of one squirrel ? If I get off the bed, he'll get the others. That's not the point. They're squirrels. Squirrels, Rudy. - They're one of the most amiable creatures on the planet. - Oh, no, they're not. On the list of hostile predators, they're right above the bottom. just above baby chicks and slugs. What could they possibly want ? Your nuts ? - Do you think ? - Oh, Rudy. - Come on, I'll take you. - Whispers Don't move. - Don't move. - Another one ? It's on the end of your bed, on the rail. Be careful. It's gonna jump. Imitates Gunshot Blows - There's one, at the end of the bed ! - Bang ! - There's one runnin' across the sprinkler ! - Imitates Shotgun Cocking - Boom ! - In back of the door ! Back of the door ! - Imitating Machine Gun Fire - Coming out of the bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom ! - Gunfire Continues - Yea ! Eat lead, fur bag ! Blam ! Ha-ha ! - You're cured- Aaah ! - You've got one on your shoulder ! - Get it off me ! Get it off me ! - Shouting - Shouting Continues - Get it off me ! Aaaah ! We need more cover ! They're comin' in the back door ! - Get under cover, Rudy ! - Build a fort ! Build a fort ! We can build a fort ! - We need a fort ! - Aaah ! Down ! Get down ! They're gone. I think it's safe to go to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on. - No, it's too risky. - No. Not when you have. this. - A bazooka. - Yeah. Load. Imitates Loading Noise Imitates Bazooka Blast - Let's do it ! - Aaaah ! Shouting Continues Sighs Urinating Mmm. Yes. I'd like to leave. Hunter, we'll have to discuss this at your scheduled time. I'm leaving. Have you thought about what you'll do ? I want to help people. Last night with Rudy, I connected to another human being. I want more of that. I want to learn about people, help them with their troubles. - That's what I do. - But you suck at it. You don't even look at people when they're talking. I want to listen, really listen to people. I can't allow you to leave. I believe you still have some issues to work out. Ah. Well, I don't need your permission because I admitted myself. - Hunter. - Mm-hmm ? I must warn you my report will read "A.M.A."- that you were signed out of this hospital "against medical advice." And my report will read "I.D.G.A.R.A." "I don't give a rat's ass." And my name is Patch. One morning I woke up I woke up And I knew you were really gone A new day A new way And new eyes would see the dawn Go your way I'll go mine And carry on Hello. How you doin' ? How do you do ? Hey, this is a nice room. - May I help you ? - Yeah, I could really use a foot massage right now. Rephrasing: What are you doing here ? I'm your new roommate. I-I抦 moving in. I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little old to be starting medical school ? You know, Babe Ruth was 39 when he joined the Yankees. - No, he wasn't. - You're right. But I could really use an example like that, and if you ever find one, let me know. Hi. Patch Adams. Mitch Vroman. Georgetown University. I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award. Mmm. Emerson Elementary. I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars. I'm gonna go back over there now. Whistling Man First do no harm. What is implicit in this simple precept of medicine ? An awesome power. The power to do harm. Who gives you this power ? The patient. A patient will come to you at his moment of greatest dread. hand you a knife and say, "Doctor, cut me open." Why ? Because he trusts you. He trusts you the way a child trusts. He trusts you to do no harm. The sad fact is. human beings are not worthy of trust. It is human nature to lie. take shortcuts, to lose your nerve, get tired. make mistakes. No rational patient would put his trust in a human being. and were not gonna let him ! It is our mission here. to rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you. and make you into something better. We're gonna make doctors out of you. Bell Rings Two years of studying. I thought we'd have more contact with patients. Didn't you ? Hi. I'm Patch. You've just experienced a North American greeting. whereby one person offers a verbal label to another. as an expression of welcome and friendship. Lesbian. Ball-buster. Airhead. Leech. Whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. - Well- - Please pass the word. I am not here to date. I am not here to flirt. I'm here to study. Laughs Thank you. I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency. Well, you just met your match. - Patch Adams. - Truman Schiff. Nice to meet you, Truman. Will you go out with me ? You should see - What a lovely, lovely world it should be - May I ask you one question ? - Do you buy everything the dean was saying today ? - What do you mean ? I mean, that whole drill sergeant thing. "We're gon' make doctors out of you medical scum. - Now drop down and give me 20." - Mm-hmm. That whole marine thing. We're not even gonna see a patient until the third year. Up until then, it's just memorizing facts. -Why don't they just shove the book up- -Hamburger ? Right here on the colon. That's where it's going anyway. Thanks very much. - So, why do you wanna be a doctor ? - I want to help. I want to connect with people. A doctor interacts with people at their most vulnerable. He offers treatment, but he also offers counsel and hope. That's why I love the idea of being a doctor. I've always been fascinated by the development of the human mind. Ah. Pumping neurons. We start out so open and spontaneous. We're real individuals. Then somewhere along the way we're drawn to conform. - It's as if we're conditioned by programmed responses. - Well, that's true. But sometimes you can alter the programmed response. just by changing some of the conditions, altering the parameters. Let me show you. We'll call it the "hello" experiment. The goal will be to break through programmed response. by changing normal parameters. and getting a new emotional response from the person. Ready to enter data. Hello. Hi. Wait. I don't get it. "Hi" is a programmed response. - I reached her. - You scared her. No. Wait. Wait for it. Laughs Oh, you're nuts. A smile. Ten seconds. Victory. There's more. Come, my friend. - Howdy ! - Hi. See ? Response time is diminishing. Yesterday I made 12 random phone calls. I talked to one man named Dale for three hours. He told me amazing things. But what does this all prove, other than you're out of your mind ? What's the difference between a doctor and a scientist ? And don't say salary. People. Hmm ? We want to become doctors because we want to help people. I want to be a pediatrician. Okay, little people. The point is, we have to treat the patient as well as the disease. That's why we have to dive into people, wade into the sea of humanity, Truman. Ballroom seven, right upstairs on your left. - You guys with the meat packers convention ? - Yes, sir ! Right up the stairs. Ballroom seven. - Hey ! Does a chicken have lips ? - You'll find out upstairs ! Like a bulldog on a pork chop ! Chattering, Laughing You know, in New Zealand they found a whole new use for sheep. - What's that ? - Wool ! You're funny ! You kill me ! You kill me ! - I love you ! - Oh, daddy ! And you- I bet you've heard that too ! Come here ! Ha ha ! - "Herd" it ? That's a goat joke ! - Ohh ! - Thank you. - Thank you. Man On your meat ! Get set ! Go ! - Ohh ! Yeah ! - All Cheering - I won ! - Cheering Continues Patc